Lettter to an idiot

Dear idiot driving your brand new Dodge Charger,

The other day you flew past me doing 80+ on the freeway during the middle of a winding snow storm. Now, I don't know if it was your stupid limo tint that made you not see that there was 4 inches of fresh snow on the road, but I have absolutely no mercy or sympathy for you after seeing you cause a 4 car pileup and total your car before you even get your license plates. Most likely, your gaudy-ass chrome wheels not having the traction to stop you to 30 (what everyone else was going) had something to do with it. Or, maybe, the fact that you were driving a rear wheel drive car in Utah in winter. Or the Dodge craftsmanship decided to self destruct even earlier then usual.

No matter the case, I hope the Insurance company makes you pay for the car, and you end up driving a Chevy Celebrity. Or a Geo Metro.

Forever yours,

James